Saturday, August 13, 2005
welcome back to my mysteriously disappearing blog. apparently it was the html.
I CUT MY FREAKING HAIR. okay, it looks as if a meteor from pluto chose to come to earth and use my head as a landing area, where it exploded with great force killing the millions of hairs that inhabited theee head. the great force was so GREAT (as you can see by the 'great'), that it caused a mutant mushroom to form.
so there. my hair now looks like a MUTANT MUSHROOM HIT BY PLUTO METEOR. see bottom.
not suitable for children*
and my oh-so-not-sweet-brother took the opportunity to mock me. almighty hurting words form my "bro": 'ohhgod. it looks like so eee. you're a weirdo!'
GEE THANKS.
so yeh i look hideously hideous. im jus telling you all this jus to give you some mental preparation if you ever see me on monday. AND if you do, try try try TRY not to faint alright? (and keep comments to yrself, unless its praises which i highhhly doubt il get any) AND if you dont.
RUN. HIDE. WEAR SUNGLASSES. BRING VOMIT BAGS. FOR PEOPLE WITH ASTHMA, BRING YOUR INHALER WITH EXTRA INHALER-REFILLS.
9:26 PM
