Wednesday, November 16, 2005
normal sane human beings go on actual dates. the insane go on pretend hot dates.
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a scenario that occured today.
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jiaxin me manting potty steph xiaoqian tania went out for our hot dates. jiaxin & me a pair, steph & xq a pair, mt & potty a pair, and tania alone (genn was absent)
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one girl with one "boy", the girls were forced to wear skirts. which i, after much consideration, thought to hell with it.
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the moment i saw my date, i was smitten. she, i mean he, looked so manly and cool. like, whoa. (shuai shuai shuai) she, i mean HE, even helped me carry my hippo-heavy bag so i wldn't damage my delicate smooth as smoothness can go fingers ;D. the honeybun. the poor baby was my slave till her, i mean his, arms hurt, i owe you ;)
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mt suggested we strut orchard hand in hand with our dates, which, we didn't do of course. & she also said we should ask the men to ask strange girls on the street for their numbers. we didn't, of course. & i have to admit, mt looked really really drop-dead-oh-so-sexyliciously-eat-me-alive-now-gorgeous in her petite skirt. she's probably smiling as she reads this generous comment.
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she however, said i looked like somoene out of the sound of music. which i, accepted graciously & thus performed a free gig for them. i pranced around & started going "the hills are alive!.." with actions thrown in for free.
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we should and will do this again, it's healthy.
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ehem, anyway.
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i'll be flying off on sat to genting, till tues. just a FYI, not that anyone cares for even a fraction of a minute. hanhan only cares that i deliver the vcd she wants back safely gaurding it with my life. i can just imagine our little conversation once i land.
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han: MY VCD?!
me: wait, it's..
han: OMG YOU BROKE IT? YOU DROPPED IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN BUY IT?!(does that freaky eye bulging thing)
me: no no, nah. (hands over vcd)
han: (hugs it tightly) OMG OMG ITS SAFE!
me: you're welcome.
han: yay! i can watch it now!
me: my pleasure?
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she would eventually say thanks bun, after much much hinting.
9:14 PM
