Friday, December 2, 2005
i'm in the internet cafe right now, and it costs me only like 50cents sing to use it for half an hour. WHA-HA-HA-HA.
this whole trip i think i'm on a boy-crazy mode or smth. like yst, we ate at this posh (so not bragging) place, THEN this ultra drop-dead gorgeous cute-y tight-arse waiter came over to hand me the menu. i was practically drooling a puddles on the table.
waiter: here, the menu miss.
he called me miss! with that hunk of a voice.
me: (trembling, no wait, make that pee-ing in my jeans)
waiter: what would you like to order?
my mom: hmmm.
me: (eye-ing waiter's behind.. joke)
mom: i would like.. blah (wasn't really concentrating on her)
me: i have not decided. (blinks eyes a trillion times/sec)
i know i know, its really OBVIOUS that i was stalling for time so he could stay at our table instead od running off to the angmoh table, where i would stand lesser chances considering the girls there are WHOA-material.
me: you can put the menu down.
he was holding one.
waiter: its okay (flashes ga-zillion dollar smile)
me: its okay, i have not decided yet.
waiter: its okay.
me: oh ha-ha.
all the while, we were smiling at each other. OH! the electricity was on full voltage, i swear. if a chicken ran past our eyes, it would have been fried.
that was yst, today, i saw another hotty. at the breakfast buffet, which is like long (not bragging again), i saw this hotty who's around my age, and i was smitten. i'll bet if sherilyn came here with me, she'll have seizures on a daily basis. that horny arse of her.
and that yix claims that i'm bragging, which i am so not doing. all accusations, i tell you. if she keeps this up, i'll just have to dump all the delicious food stuff i bought for her in the bin ;)))))) or eat it myself ;DDDDDDD
Ta.
11:34 AM
