Thursday, December 29, 2005
:I'm Queen & he's King
Take our picture 'cause we're the next big thing
Thank God, i have finished wrapping the caffienes presents. They better kiss my feet & lick my shoes clean. ha-ha, joke.
My brother is testing my thin patience, i'm telling you. He eats dinner, with my dear nainai feeding him. He's 9 for Pete's sake, he can hold a spoon can't he?! He's acting like he's 3, such a whiny-arsed baby-face. & when i yell at him for being such a dickhead sissy, he yells back. I'm close to smacking him, but apparently he thinks i wouldn't dare. OOooOOO, i wouldn't dare?! That prick should go ask around, i can be real violent especially when i'm mad. Rude sonofa -
So i'm warning those who come to my house & go," Oh, what a cute brother you have!" or "He's such a cutie pie!". "Cutie pie", my ass. He's a devil, no correction. He's Satan in disguise! So don't come round saying stuff without it going through your head first, it's deeply insulting to the whole of humanity. And if you seriously think he's cute, it's either you're wacked beyond salvage or he's acting cute. He does that ALL THE TIME. He does it to perfection already, the master of all the act cute people in Singapore, that you fall for it. Me & my sissy are immune of course.
URG. There are baby cockroaches flying round my study room! O Lord! One of the few things i fear most. Cockroaches, the dark & heights. & in that order too. & i've always wondered why God created cockroaches? Please enlighten me if you have answers.
Oh & my sissy didn't get in to Anderson. Know why? 'Cause the crap of a new principal we have. "We have no more space", Bollocks! Utter crap, they are insulting the Pao family's intelligence, however lil' it may be.
& Ang Mao Ler bailed on us that day. He didn't show for tuition, that "friend". Megumi too went missing. Me & Lester fear they have eloped. ha-ha. Ms Ng will deal with them anyway.
Tmr is the BBQ. Me & my plastic bag are (again) gonna bathe.
8:14 PM
