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Friday, December 2, 2005

this is like my 2nd update of the day, i'm on a roll here.





WHEN UPSET YOU CAN RELATE WITH THE SECURITY GUARD AT MY HOTEL WHO PERFORMS FREE RETARD HUMOUR.


scenario; me and mom walk into hotel after shopping.

guard: excuse me ma'am?
mom: yes?
guard: may i shhhhhhhag your bag?

my brain: no thank you.

he meant may i check your bag, but his english put rudely, just sucks.


10:08 PM