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Saturday, April 14, 2007

My Uncle seems to always look thaaaaaat scary. My NaiNai Birthday Pictures! (Very Overdued Pictures.)
These are damn good. Like, explosive in mouth kinda good.My Darling Mole Rat!I love you, V!I like Big Butts and I cannot lie!They're pointing at.. Me! Hahaha, Arkar! Amusing.

I can only upload pictures from Sissy's computer. Rats. Damn biased lar!
Ways to Annoy People In the Lift Part 2!:
21. Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
22. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
23. Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.
24. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.
25. Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months.
26. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
27. Play patty--cake with the door.
28. Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
29. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
30. Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
31. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
32. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
33. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
34. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
35. Meow occasionally.
36. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.
37. Have a seizure.
38. Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, 'Hi John, how's your day been?'
39. When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, 'It's okay, don't panic, they'll open again'
40. Hug yourself and make groaning noises.
Enjoy the pictures 'cause it is now rare!

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