Friday, April 13, 2007

Yesterday, I took leave to go back to ASS to get the O's cert and meet the o'l class. Thank God for friends like them. I miss them thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much! And, I'm so looking forward to Speech Day.

Lotsa pictures taken but CURSE YOU BLOGGER BIASED SON OF A @#$. Breathe, breathe, hee hoo. Will try when I get home.

Ways to annoy people in the Lift:
1. When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
2. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
3. Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
4. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
5. Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
6. Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone's fingers who attept to cross you.
7. Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9. Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
10. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
11. Bring a camera and take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
12. Bring a chair along.
13. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, 'THAT'S MINE!'
14. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!
15. Call out, 'Group hug!' and enforce it.
16. Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
17. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
18. Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek.
19. Clutch your stomach and gasp.
20. Collect an elevator tax.

Wouldn't it be fun if people really did that? Or is it just, me?